this is a collection of the shit that fills my brain, it ranges from the aesthetically pleasing to funny dick/fart jokes, enjoy.

allthefandomfeelings:

chesnips:

maahamburger:

you can make anything sound sexual just by whispering it

would you like a better deal on your car insurance

oh baby lower my rates

(Source: maahammy)

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